Down the Rabbit Hole Home of the Autumn People Pig & Pepper My Journal Life is funny, down right amusing. How to tell if you might be a redneck pagan: You call your High Priest Billy Bob You call the four directions with a flash light You ever canceled a ritual because of a football game Your athame has a can opener and a nail file on it too. Your ceremonial jewelry is plastic You celebrate your simple feast with Beer nuts and a Keg. The SuperBowl is your most important holiday You use an engine block for an altar You've ever marked out the circle with duct tape You've ever done a Lotto spell Your scrying mirror says "objects may be closer than they appear" You've ever used a cauldron as a spittoon You've ever financed a ritual tattoo Your child and your dog have the same magickal name You call your quarters north, east, south, and over yonder Your simple feast is beer and twinkies You end your rituals with "Y'all come back now, y'hear?" Your anointing oil smells like Old Spice You've ever worn ritual robes made out of camouflage Your idea of ritual garb is cutoffs and a tank top You have ever refilled your chalice from a keg The god representation on your altar is a velvet Elvis The goddess representation on your altar is Marilyn Monroe Top 13 Reasons to be Pagan: 13. I live for persecution 12. I'm a night person at heart 11. We respect our elders...and alders, and willows, and oaks 10. I just love explaining that a pentagram is NOT evil 9. We do more after midnight than most people do all day! 8. Being burned at the stake is a great way to roast marshmallows 7. We can talk to Elvis (and he IS dead) 6. You live, you learn, you die, you forget, then you come back... 5. Double the deities, double the fun! 4. We get more holidays 3. Brooms get great mileage 2. We were here first! 1. BELTAINE!!! Barney = Satan 1. Start with the given: CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR 2. Change all U's to V's (which is proper latin anyway): CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR 3. Extract all Roman Numeral: CVVLDIV 4. Convert into Arabic values: 100 5 5 50 500 1 5 5. Add all the numbers: 666 6. Thus, Barney is Satan Why M & M's Are Wiccan I'd really love to give credit to the person who wrote this MM = Merry Meet Round shape for wheel of the year, cycle of the seasons Skins are different colors, but the inside is the same Associations with the colors: Red = South Green = West Dark Brown = North Yellow = East Orange = For the Solar God Light Brown = For the Earth Mother Blue = Sky Father Rotate the M & M: M = 13th letter of allphabet, and there are 13 witches in a coven 3 = Triple Goddess, three phases of the moon W = Witchcraft, Wiccan E = Enlightenment, Enchantment of chocolate "Melt in your mough, not in your hand" - - God / dess's love must be experienced directly to appreciate. Also, God/dess will take care of you Sweetness to remind us of how sweet the love of the God and Goddess is Signs That You Might Be a TechnoPagan If casting the circle changes an (int) to a (float)... If drawing down a circle is a POST (power on self test)... If erecting the temple entails formatting more than 4 disks... If passing the cakes and ale entails using a / me command... If the address of your covenstead begins with http://... If you calculate the phases of the moon with windows '95... If you call the Watch Towers on your cell-telephone.. If you do cord magick with ethernet... If you do most of your correspondence by email and sign off with Blessed Be... If you don't call it a ritual, you call it a Macro... If you draw down the moon using a light-pen... If you end a circle with Ctl-Alt-Del... If you have ever attached ribbons to a May Pole using a staple gun... If you invite the God and Goddess to come online... If you keep a Disk of Shadows (with encrypted backups)... If you lparticipate in online rituals If you refer to deities using 3-letter acronyms (ODN, LKI, THR)... If you refer to eclectic ritual as cross platforming... If you refer to solitary practice as a stand alone... If you ritually down your server for Samhain... If you tap into the collective unconscious using Netscape... If your Beltane ritual includes more than one news group... If your Book of Shadows has a 6-digit version number... If your Star Trek screen-saver signals when your meditation period is over... If your Yule ritual involves defragmentaion... If your altar cloth is a mouse pad If your altar has a keyboard... If your athame has a SCSI interface... If your candles have batteries... If your cauldron is a crock-pot... If your chimes are electronic... If your circles a a token ring... If your cone of powr has a surge suppressor... If your coven is spread over a 12,000 square mile area... If your crystal ball has a horizontal hold control... If your daemons collect news for you... If your deities include Murphy and Gates... If your drumming is done on a CD player (pre-recorded)... If your familiar is a computer mouse... If your herbs are always mail-ordered (express, overnight)... If your idea of a great retreat has a Computer City, electricity, and a TV nearby... If your incense is by Glade... If your magick want is a light pen... If your magickal name, email address, and online name are all the same.... If your magickal writing is done in binary code or C++... If your patron deity has a homepage... If your pentacle is made of computer chips... If your ritual robes conceal a pocket protector... If your search for truth involves regular expressions... If your tarot cards mulit-tasks... If your technician complains about the wax and incense ash on your motherboard... If, instead of asking what tradition someone comes from, you ask what operatting system they run... And finally, if, when your quarter candles burn out, the UPS backup system kicks in... ....well, you just might be a TechnoPagan!
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