More Willie.
So many stereotypes aren’t true...Mexicans being lazy, black people stealing, Jewish people being stingy, white people not having rhythm, Asian people having small penises...These just aren’t true...well except for the last one.
That’s right according to a survey done in India, the majority of Indian men have smaller penises than their international counterparts. The difference is so substantial that normal condoms are too large for Indian men. Ouch. Is that the sound of an 684,594,997 mens’ self esteem dropping or the dissatisfied groan of Indian women ?
The survey goes on to to say exactly how much smaller the average Indian penis is: 3-5cm or roughly 1 to 2 inches. That’s not just a little difference, especially when the average penis is only 6 inches. It is Spud Webb playing against Michael Jordan.
But we all know the adage, It’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion in the ocean. Most of the time I would conclude that this was made up by some man rationalizing a small penis, but maybe it has some truth seeing that India is one of the most (over)populated countries in the world. Of course, pleasure and procreation don’t exactly correlate, but let’s overlook that in the interest of India’s self esteem.
Friday, December 8, 2006
Itsy-Bitsy India.
India just got dunked on...by the world
At least that turban fits...
