When you and your friend finish an entire bottle of vodka in an hour and a half, three things are usually true.
I. It was a shitty week.
II. It is going to be a great weekend.
III. You won’t remember much.
And all of these things were true for us, so here is a rundown of things that I do remember or, more likely, that people told me.
-Beer pong...did we even try to win?
-Biting Crissy’s head & telling her friend I was only interested in casual sex
-Sneaking into Skybar, why? I don’t know
-Managing to find ways into Samford hall and FOY at 4 in the morning
-Trying to get into the stadium
-Another shitty Auburn restaurant experience
-Talking lots of trash
-Sonic at 5am
-Free shots
-”I know what you’re trying to do”
-Trying to pick up the waitress at Waffle House, Tee
-The serial killer
-Hitchhiking
-Everyone who drove my car
That’s about it. Sunday beckons.