If you buy this other shit, you get future shit like this. Or better. We’ve got a clothing line sewn by the pimpiest Italian houses in the droolingly loviingest colors and luxury hybrids that sing to your soul. (And a few high end shops ova in China). And tracksuits in fabrics and colorways you can’t find on your best day. What if someone was taking over the world lovingly. Would you pay what it costs to have what you really want germinated by relaxed people that you know? Or will you sit around until some New York shitheads get six months cooler, more uptight and droll. (I can’t imagine they’d get any more ironic or scathing, they might disappear.)

 

White G Slips--too fresh. No one’s done ‘em split like this. See the big picture. Feel it..

White G Sneaks

 

Yes, they were made by Nike. We ain’t got our own prototyping facilities yet. And we plan to pimp out the biggest and the baddest like the hos they are anyway, so it’s good practice. Ve’ve gott an iPhone in the works as well. (Remember, Nike discontinued all their best designs before public opinion came back at ‘em--so who are they to be running a culture? You still can’t get a pair of real Cortezes.)

 

Just wait until we’re playing the titans of industry like the puppets they are--making our suits, work boots, computers and cell phones at Prada, Red Wing, Apple and Palm factories.