Hello my friends.  I write to you in a melancholy mood tonight, for I am missing Penelope.  We put her down last weekend, and it was truly my saddest day - at least in relation to animals.  Look at

I love food. I like eating.  See that expression on my face? It’s happy because the picture was taken while we were waiting for our tacos from our local Mexican restaurant.

 

“ooooohooo!  I can’t

Well, Penny is in hospice.  She’s taking visitors if you’d like to come pet and coddle her one last time.  My poor liddle Penny poo isn’t going to be around much longer!  We’ve known that she’s had

I don’t really know the big dude with the t-shirt, but he is why Al Qaeda hates us.  He’s obviously had A LOT of fun in his lifetime when he should have been growing his beard and enrolling in the