Waldo is the uptight, erudite film geek.


Wally is the obnoxious, perverted party boy.


They're confrontational. Offensive. raunchy yet intelligent. But they don’t just do reviews. they analyze how movies apply to the world and our lives.


Warning: adult language and humor ahead.


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Name: Waldo and Wally

Age: old enough to know better

Location: small town

Occupation: part-time movie critics

waldo likes: geek stuff, oscar nominees,  artsy, sci-fi, fantasy

wally likes: tITS N’ ASS, GUNS, EXPLOSIONS,  blood, dirty words, sex

dislikes: each other

Meanwhile...

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* The dark knight

serious the dark knight delivers on multiple levels.

waldo and wally express their hate for each other on multiple

levels


*The HULK

Stupid but fun to look at “HULK” perfect for a Paris Hilton Generation. It wasn’t smart or all that interesting but it sure was perty, and that’s just liv tyler


  1. *you don’t mess with the zohan                                                         perverted sandler fans will bulge for “you Don’t mess with the zohan” . The boys get in the spirit of the movie and make fun of as many racial stereotypes as they can before they’re attacked


* SEX AND THE CITY

“Sex and the city” ok, but gold digging bitches must die

the boys have a bit to say as non-fans of the show but more to say about the women who love it.


indiana jones 4

* 7 REASONS WHY WALDO HATED “INDIANA JONES AND THE SERIES OF FIST FIGHTS”

More of an homage to the indy movies, waldo puts a finger on exactly where it went wrong for him.



son of rambow

* “SON of rambow” reminds us of childhood; for better or worse

great child performances and fun visuals highlight a movie that recalls the joys of childhood.



the forbidden kingdom

* a racist review of “the forbidden kingdom” and hot asian chics

its all about the fights in this one. so why not talk about hot asian chics.



speed racer

  1. *WAlly waTCHes “Speed racer” on ecstacy, gets tingly balls; movie tanks at box office

lush and eye-popping visuals can’t make up for gimmicks aimed at 12 year olds.



* ROBERT DOWNEY JR. AS "IRON MAN?" HE'LL DRINK TO THAT

a rousing and solid start to the summer blockbuster season with a smart, tight script and transformer like special fx that please.



* "HAROLD AND KUMAR" ESCAPE FROM GUANTANAMO BAY" AND THEN BICKER LIKE GAY LOVERS

if you like the first one you...like this one too but probably not as much. more fun bickering ahead, and that’s just waldo and wally.



  1. *"FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL" HELPS WALDO GET OVER HIS WHORE-BAG-SLUT-BITCH-EX-GIRLFRIEND

another raunchy turn at the lives of insecure men with a heart from the apatow camp with a story that brings back bad memories for waldo.

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