It’s time for me to say this-

Addressing all you guys

Except for all the drag queens-

who deserve a nobel prize.

But the straight guys

Those don’t realize

What we go through

Everyday and it’s a lot.

Now it’s time for all us females to

To remind you, just in case you all forgot:

The 7 things guys don’t have to do:

Shave legs

Give Birth

Aunt Flow

Wear Skirts

Wax armpits, hey it hurts!

Wear panty hose, and paint your toes

Too…

High Heels

Pluck brows

Skip Meals

Count pounds

Some girls have to carry

Heavy mounds.

We’re way past seven now

But I’ll keep going

Anyhow

Uncomfy thongs,

Tight bras

Tampons.

Blow our money on

Beauty Salons.

Flat iron burns

And Health Concerns

From Hair Dye Fumes

And the reason why

We do these

crazy things that we do…..

Is we do it for you

Sometimes we’re hard to deal with,

That, we can’t deny.

But Just think of what we go through,

See that’s the reason why.

Shave legs

Give Birth

Aunt Flow

Wear Skirts

Wax armpits, hey it hurts!

Wear panty hose, and paint your toes

Too…

Uncomfy thongs,

Tight bras

Tampons.

Blow our money on

Beauty Salons.

Flat iron burns

And Health Concerns

From Hair Dye Fumes

And the reason why

We do these

crazy things that we do…..

Is we do it for you