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cartoons from the book
You are invited...! No, make that, you should really try to come...! No, that’s a bit weird. Show up or die...! No, that might scare a few people. How about; if you don’t make it to this book signing event..., you’ll miss..., something!
That sounds about right.
When conversing with the author, keep it simple. The author has no formal education, (hence the title...).
Here is an example of a question that will trip up the author. “...You seem to imply that all the ills of humanity stem from primitive inclinations of yet underdeveloped cerebral capacity.” After the word “imply” the author’s mind will probably start to wonder. Remember, he’s from Russia, and the only big word he knows is: COMMUNISM.
Keep your eyes open for any signs of clever audience manipulation.
For example: if the author has a 5 day shadow, he is trying to:
a. create a euro-trash appearance, (like every unknown writer)
b. is euro-trash
c. all of the above
If during the course of the evening his accent thickens:
a. he senses that it’s time to turn on the charm
b. nobody’s interested and the only thing he hopes for is to get a date
c. he’s getting ready to defect back to his homeland
d. all of the above
If you happen to read a paragraph from the book, and in a moment of horror you realize that the book is filed with: obscenities, filth, pornography, smut, dirt and pure crap - remember, that’s just one paragraph. It gets worse. But just when you think all hope is lost, there is a bright light shining upon your damaged soul.
And that light is the truth that lives within the covers of this very book.
And, it is the author’s sincere hope, that every one – who happens to read his Observations of Uneducated Mind –
will find his or her truth that lies within.
Thank you and please try to come.
Make that, try to be there.
That’s better.
Mr. Tressor’s marketing director wishes to remain
anonymous (sorry)!
