Chinese are planing to make it to the Moon, make a copy of it and then sell those copies all over the world for about $3.00.  by 2010, everyone on Earth will have his or her own full Moon.

 

 

    In the mean time, every DVD you now own is already obsolete, because DVD is incompatible with the new High Definition DVD standard.

    

 

It was suggested that in order to stay viable and current, maybe the company needs to boost its image by changing its name.  Here are some of the suggested names that have been circulating the internet.

1. Microhard

2. Applesauced

3. Copysoft

4. Gates-of-hell

 

 

    Due to some unfortunate mixup, many people who bought drugs on the internet were sent the wrong medication.

One man purchased Lipitor and instead received Viagra that gave him 4 hour erection, which inadvertently lowered his cholesterol because he spent those 4 hours boning everything that moved, thus upped his heart rate which cleared out his clogged arteries in a jiffy.

 

Air Qaeda will earn it's wings with its maiden flight.

 

Soon, all suicidal militants and insurgents will not have to smuggle anything on board a commercial jet.  The very first Air Qaeda jet is schedule to fly into a building starting with  one-way regular flights from Kabul to a U.S. government installation, or an office-tower near you.  Oliver Stone's new epic, 9/11 will be the only film available on all the flights and the passengers will not be required to wear seat belts.  Before the flight, a duty-free-bomb-boutique will have a great variety of the incendiary devices, pipe bombs and even some home-made dirty bombs.  Alcoholic beverages will not be sold, but calendars with pictures of virgins will be available tax free.  

Have a nice flight and a kosher meal.

 

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