NewSical 19

America is facing a tough decision between Barak Obama and Hillary Rodham Clinton

One sounds like a spokesman for the Taliban, and the other..., well let’s just say, that she is one woman who should be wearing a Burka.

If America wants to show the world its new face, it should elect Barak, with Hillary as his running mate and then rename the White House to simply, Da House. It’s been serving whites long enough.

A stressed elephant rammed a minibus, causing chaos at a polo tournament in Sri Lanka

Too bad no one was killed. Its about time that animals took a stand for themselves and started munching on people. To a hungry tiger, a juicy Sri Lankan tastes just like chicken.

In Kenya. The controversy started when 18 students were sent home after it was discovered they were uncircumcised

How was it discovered? Maybe instead of metal detectors, they have a nurse checking male students’ packages? That’s one tough school, where, if you are from the hood, you can pass, but if you have a hood you are sent home.

Viagra has been used by doctors as a last resort to save the life of a premature baby

The drug opened up tiny blood vessels in the baby's lungs. Though his Mom has a hard time fitting a dipper on him.

Anna Nicole Smith died

On that same day, millions also died, but they all had small boobs and that’s why the media payed no attention to them.

Apple, unveiled much anticipated iPhone

The first words from the CEOs of Motorola, Nokia, Samsung, and Sony were, We’re all if@©#*ed!

Archaeologists Find Signs of Early Chimps’ Tool Use

The tool, was the chimp’s finger, that was found in the rectum of another chimp.

Friday, February 16, 2007

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