Grand Master
Vaseline Thighs
The Grand Master is responsible for keeping the hash running. They will often start The Circle, organize hash events, and call the rest of us a bunch of incompetent fools. Deep down inside they are just jealous that they didn't get enough piss during down-downs.
The Hash is run by volunteers, who are not necessarily chosen for their ability to do the job, but rather their willingness. Although they will accept beer and thanks, no formal payment is made to these tireless individuals who keep the Hash running on trail. If a Hasher is unhappy with the way things are being mismanaged, then they are kindly asked to step up to the plate and make a contribution.
Hare Raiser
The Lord Dump of Dakeng
The Hare Raiser has the unfortunate task of trying to get a bunch of drinkers organized enough to go out and look for runs. They do their best to corner potential hares during moments of weakness (perhaps during a late night of drinking) and make them commit to setting a run weeks in advance. Think you can set a run? Contact the Hare Raiser before he finds you!
Religious Advisor
Colon Howl
Religion can be found in a bottle and the RA is sure to give you a preaching. Sin on the trail, and you will find salvation in the circle. The Religious Advisor will be called in to help with hash naming, solve all conflicts of hash trash talk and in general raise the spirits of all who attend.
Ale Master
Can’t Hare
The Ale Master ensures that there is enough ice cold beer before, during and after the Circle as well as providing water and sports drinks for those who are taking hashing far too seriously. Suggestions for different brands of beer should be directed his way, but really beer is beer, so what’s the difference!
Hash Cash
Snoopy Pooper
The Hash Cash collects the money. Without the money, there is no beer, and without the beer there is no hash. Hash Cash is the most important position so we always choose someone who has a good head for figures (preferably numbers rather than statues)!
Hash Snacks
Happy Meal
In a vain attempt to slow down the speed of getting pissed, hashers will try to gorge themselves with as much junk food as possible before the Circle. Hash Snacks ensures that there is a good balance of fats, sugars and carbohydrates, capable of soaking up the ensuing beers.
Web Wanker
Dave De Ma
The Web Wanker is responsible for all miscommunication via the Taichung Hash website. All photos, run write-ups and other information will be happily accepted, and then stripped down to their most embarrassing moments before being shouted out to the whole world.