Contents

Featurettes

 

 

 Confessions of a Closet Smoker
w Foreword  
w How to become a Closet Smoker  
w Excuses, more excuses, & yet more...  
w The Big PreQuit  
w Smokeless Tuesday, March 31  
w www.quitnet.org  
w A visit from my Evil Twin  
w Eternity=Week one  
w ToddL's fling with Skittles  
w Two neurons short of a synapse  
w Ten Signs of "Recovery"  
w The Massachusetts Chainsaw Situation  
w Quitster  
w Leaving Quitnet  
wHeffalumps and Woozles  
w Heavy Weather  
w Little-known withdrawal symptoms
w Take my Evil Twin.....PLEASE!!  
w The end of the floaties  
w Pitiful moments in smoking  
w Nostalgia: slug-butts & other delights 

wThe Twit in the Quit, Part I,Part II

w Evil Acts  
w My affair...  
w Medical breakthroughs (3)   
w Quitly payoffs, continuing challenges   
w Let's Just Call it a Procedure  
w Just Desserts  
w Life, Death &Quitliness @6 mo.  
w It's that time of year again...  
w The ABC's of Q  
w A Gala Event on Day 300  
w Blue Moon 10-Month ramble  
w This Old Quit:  a dozen signs.  
w Good Fish Don't Smoke  
w Now and Then  
w Leaving the building...  
w I should have mentioned this earlier  
w Africa 
w But wait, this really can work 
w The quit, continued:  a test
w p.s.
  
A Bag O' Tricks to Survive in an Imperfect, Uncertain World:
w ToddL's tips for perfect quits   
w Crone's "How to Quit Smoking in Six Easy Steps" must-read  
Quitticisms
The original Quitticisms™
w The Other Recovery Story: what the quit-lit doesn't tell you  
w Handy mantra/anthem for those tight spots: Inhale Einstein Exhale Hitler  
wMusic to soothe the sullen and morose.  
wA movie to keep you quit. Watch it twice daily and you'll never smoke again. 
wEffects of Smoking and Alcohol on the health of Easter Peeps 
wOzquit: an alternative place for interaction
wJoe Camel Memorium   
wOther ToddL pages
ToddL's Quit update:  As of 5 June, 2009, my latest quit has now lasted for more than 56 months.  There's a long way to go, but most of the way is level or downhill.