unfortunately, i don’t have the full archives. here’s what i’ve got.

*the always amusing google search results, to prove it was a thing

*necky

*get bent

*shoe

*furtively to my left

*failbox

*lemmy’s lebanese enemies, anemonies

*a history of beards

*pro-antidisestablishmentarianism squared

*nature

*twix are for kids

*roger hitler

*boy

*man, you’re a donut

*9/11

*heart

*gimme a bigger baby goose

*black history month

*black history month part 2

*black history month part 3

*pepto absymal

*sounds like a marsupial

*red yolk yahtzee

*sad guy

*store brand condoms

*why dontcha try out for a play or something?

*indianapolis motor impedeway

*collateral stophole

*she’s got legs

*upper case art

*sayonara mayonnaise

*unfortunately for your prostate

*my son died

*special

*germy bentham

*april fools

*frank void wright

*a hyperintelligent conversation with a shade of orange

*edgy veggies

*i’ll be missing you

*knock knock
*ovaries

*oliver wendell holmes invasion

*prince vladimir

*el quince de abril

note: these are in no apparent order, and many of the best ones are missing (i really, really want to read “eli whitney” again). also, some of the jpg’s from the older comics are very poor quality. (we didn’t quite know what we were doing in the old days.) i have the photos from most of the other comics, but i can’t bring myself to re-photoshop them unless i remember the dialogue 100%, and i usually don’t. and finally, if the text isn’t linked, hold your horses, i’ll fix it soon.

note part 2: i didn’t write the originals of all of these, though i did assist in writing

them all. if you’re interested, the ones i would get a primary writing credit for are: necky, beards, failbox, twix, pro-anti, nature, pepto, yahtzee, furtively, art, oliver,

play, bhm 1-3, yahtzee, sad guy, missing, legs.