Welcome to my site

Largely in an attempt to make everyone jealous, and after a lifetime in the internet wilderness I have finally got round to posting some photos of our recent around the world excursion on the web, along with various other pieces of information that you didn’t know you could live without.

    Thanks to Steve Jobs for founding then saving the company that made this all possible, to everyone who allowed me to use their photos, and to all of you that make guest appearances - especially those of you caught on camera in the act of trying to kill me.

    All problems with the website should be reported to your local IT "no help" desk; any other feelings of tension, anxiety or rage that you may experience should be discussed with your therapist, along with your doubtless traumatic childhood, and any concerns over your sexuality; as a last resort you can always contact the Samaritans, though they support only Windows XP not Mac OSX, so are of no use to the 4% of the population able to make independent decisions about their choice of computer; but whatever you do, don’t blame me - I have enough problems as it is, and anyway was only involved in this gig in a very minor way.

Enjoy

    Stephen

    July 2006

    Last Updated April 2008