The Dysfunctional Scrum

 

An Exercise in the Management of Scrum Smells


The Dysfunctional Scrum exercise normally goes down very well as part of agile training. Its great fun but, more importantly, lets participants experience the World’s worst Daily Scrum. The exercise can lead on to a useful discussion on how to deal with common Scrum smells.


The exercise requires 8 volunteers. Each volunteer draws a card, reads it and keeps the content secret. Each card contains one of the following instructions:


  1. BulletBe very vague about what you did yesterday.

  2. BulletAttempt to distract the people next to you

  3. BulletGet really technical about what you did or are going to do so nobody on the team understands your jargon.

  4. BulletYou’ve been struggling with the same task for the last 5 days.

  5. BulletTry and talk for as long as possible about what you did yesterday or are going to do today.

  6. BulletAlways interrupt others when they are talking.

  7. BulletTurn up late to the Daily Scrum.

  8. BulletYou are the Scrum Master. Facilitate the Daily Scrum.