The View from the Canyon
The Drunken Snowman
December 2006
People on Boom Boom, Lookout Mountain
August 2006
Dick Hyman - the Man from O.R.G.A.N
Bert the Panther
Medicine
Bing Crosby
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9-volt Batteries
You can’t have too many batteries.
Eggs: The Food That Stinks of Fear
Sunday, April 8, 2007
A while ago, when I used to go driving around the country for no particular reason, I often found myself in Idaho. There was a place I used to stop, a little mom and pop motor inn, made out of logs. At night around nine they’d turn the generator off and everything would go dark, and silent, and I
The Wonders of Paprika
Saturday, March 17, 2007
The other day I was walking down Fairfax, heading for the Farmer’s Market to pick up some vegetables, when I was hit by a car. It all happened so fast. I was down for the count, bleeding all over, broken hips, my hand smashed in five places, and I think I was on fire. Then along come a couple of
Today’s Favorite Celebrity Food
Monday, March 12, 2007
It has often been said that food is what keeps us alive. I couldn’t agree more. Just the other day, I ate some food, and after that I felt rejuvenated, energized, and full of vim and vigor. Now, does that prove it was the food that made me feel good? From a scientific perspective, no. After all,
Healing Secrets of the Stars
Saturday, March 10, 2007
Let’s face it, you don’t get to sit astride a diamond-studded saddle in the Stardust Rodeo by being weak, sick or ugly. How do the stars stay radiant and taut, especially when they live on liquor, drugs, sex, and exotic rainforest-derived hallucinogens?
It’s simple – when you become a
The Wisdom of Tony Curtis
Thursday, March 8, 2007
The world is going to hell in a Pullman car. Swing a chain, toss the clock into the blender, give the chicken back it’s head, pour gas on the fire or get out of the way, whatever you do Old Scratch is on the hoof and the darkness gathers all around. Anyone who points you to safety; anyone who
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Name: Johnny O’Bannion
Gender: Male
Age: Unknown
Birthday: March 27th
Status: Often divorced
Hometown: The Glitter Bowl
Favorite Quote: “Blow the bloody doors off.” Michael Caine
