About Dave
Dave Simanoff was 7 pounds, 14 ounces, and 20 inches long at birth. He is now much larger, and sometimes answers to the name Skippy. Many people have said that Mr. Simanoff is the finest haiku writer of his generation, but those people are mostly liars and cannot be trusted.
Dave’s links
Start here for all previous photo galleries, professional stuff, and everything else
The award-winning blog. Note: has not actually won any awards.
Help my little brother pay the bills. Visit the Web site for his new firm, Florida Health Insurance Corp.

















