The only way to make a pair of pantyhose last for 35+ years is to not wear them. Particularly don’t wear them without shoes when climbing trees or rocks; hiking to your special gold velour chaise lounge down in the backyard ferny gully (even though the moss underfoot looks as soft as brown shag carpeting, there are bound to be hidden snags); bird watching in the woods; or kicking leaves around in your granny square mini. “Run resistance” only goes so far!
Don’t try this at home!
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Pantyhose Packaging
