Show girls seem to have a fun job. They get to dress up in fancy (though scanty) outfits and wear beautiful false eyelashes. But so do burlesque queens.

 

How do you tell the Classy Showgirl from the Risqué Stripper?

 

 

The amount of feathers in her costume is the deciding factor. The more of them she wears, the less naughty she is.

 

Using this formula, the entertainer to the left is a Classy Showgirl, even though practically nude. But she has about 5,000% more feathers on than the entertainer to the right does, who, even though modestly clad in a matronly two-piece, is obviously a Risqué Stripper.