I don’t know why, but somehow I ended up on Urban Dictionary this morning while checking my e-mail. (In case you don’t know, Urban Dictionary is where all those words you’ve heard out in the world that you have no idea what they mean—usually slang—are defined, then rated by users).
For instance, brokeback, a new adjective meaning "anything of questionable masculinity." Or infoporn, "information that serves no purpose yet takes up valuable space in your head."
Just for the hell of it, I thought, let's see if they define bronson, And they do. Who knew bronson is a synoymn for beer, (e.g., let's go pound some bronsons). Which led me to sam, which means "super at masturbation" or "sexy attractive male" in urban slang. Of course, paul is defined as "a common given name for males, derived from the Roman surname Paulus (Latin: "small" or "humble"). Put simply, it is the greatest name to grace the Earth. Seriously. It is the best name in existance. [sic]"
With 499 votes, the definition of paul may be, but whoever submitted that explication still can't spell.
As for me, I'll take "super at masturbation" and "sexy attractive male" — it could be worse, right?