From: OldNick
Subject: Good Job
Date: Eternity
To: The Team
Guys,
You have exceeded expectations on the deception scheme. Two nut cases in one go – brilliant.
First you get the guy who’s been having, “Conversations with God,” (as if) to steal that piece from the Chicken Soup gal, then you get it published on that religious web site, and if that weren’t enough (and as we all know, only too much is enough) you get the NYT to break the story.
Team, you’ve roiled up a s-storm in the memoir world (I thought you’d peaked the second time you duped Oprah) and now you’re icing the cake.
You know, the wars, (nice job on the Gaza timing, btw) and ponzis, the schoolyard shootings, and suicide bombings are all vital; but it’s the day-to-day stuff that really keeps us in business.
Well done! You’re a panic – and I mean that in the nicest way!
Looking forward to a bright 2009,
Nick
Old Nick & Assoc.
d.b.a., Eternal Law
Here, There, Everywhere
“Doing the Needful since the Dawn of Creation.”
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
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