A Different Sort

of Cancer Blog

You can say that Cancer is nothing to laugh at, butt I say “HA,” and laugh anyway, right in the face. ‘Cept in my particular case, the cancer is not on my FACE.. IT”S IN MY BUTT*


UPDATE: Surgery took place on February 7th, removing all the bad stuff, plus my tailpipe. I have a new one now. See progress reports below for progress reports...

*As a result of recent surgery, we must now refer to my cancer, and my butt, in the past tense...therefore, be it known that “I USED TO HAVE A CANCER WHERE I USED TO HAVE A BUTT!”

 
 

Cancer can be FUN!

I’ve decided to have fun with my cancer. Some of you will no-doubt presume that I started this site, and am assuming this attitude for its therapeutic benefit. You would therefore be assuming incorrectly. I am providing this site for YOUR therapeutic benefit.

 


PET Scan

VERY Radioactive!



CAT SCAN

Didn’t see no cats



BONE SCAN

Sounds like a good one for Halloween



COLONOSCOPY

“You’re gonna put that thing WHERE?”



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There was this guy...


What’s the last thing...


This parasite went on...



Cafe Press Items!












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Worldwide Mortality Rates



The Colo-Rectal Song!








 

How to put up with serious people:


1. Remind them that it’s YOUR butt, not theirs.


2. Remember that the only thing that could possibly be serious is having a bad relationship with God.


3. Make sure number 2 is taken care of.




10.Things Could be Worse:

You could have toenail fungus, (which may not be covered by many insurance plans).


9.Things Could be Worse:

Your symbiant could be very ill.


8.Things Could be Worse:

Your mother could be moving in with you.


7.Things Could be Worse:

A Broken Zipper on your Levis


6.Things Could be Worse:

No gas in the Motorcycle


5.Things Could be Worse:

No money to buy gas.


4.Things Could be Worse:

TWO cancers in your BUTT


3.Things Could be Worse:

Your doctor could have a sense of humor.


2.Things Could be Worse:

Forgot your Anniversary?


1.Things Could be Worse:

You could have forgotten your wife’s chocolates AGAIN!

 

It’s a work in progress

for crying out loud -

Don’t judge me now, come back again and pass judgement. Just keep in mind, with a cancer in your butt, it might be hard to pass other things, now and then.

If you have any good butt jokes, please feel free to e-mail them to me, or post them in the comments on the jokes page. Remember, butt jokes don’t have to be good, butt on this site, they do have to be kept clean!