Things are tough all over, thanks to the econo-pocalypse. To thank my readers for buying Highway to Hell with their hard earned money (or their parents’ hard earned money, or just, you know, checking it out from the library is okay,too) I’m offering a limited-time something-for-nothing signed bookplate and/or a cool Highway to Hell postcard.

All you have to do is send me an e-mail. Here’s what I need:

1. 1)If you are under 18, please ask for your parent’s (or parental-type-person’s) permission to send you something in the mail. “My mom/dad/Great Grandmother Myrtle says it’s okay” is all I need to know. (If you’re an adult who just acts immature, you’re on your own.)
   

2. 2)Tell me if you want a bookplate or a postcard (or both). Tell me what name (if any) you want on the bookplate (which is basically a thing to stick inside the front of your book so that you have a signed copy).
   

3. 3)Where to send it. (Don’t post your address in the comments. I know you’re smarter than that, but I have to say it anyway.)
   

And if you want to mention how cool Highway to Hell, Maggie Quinn, or the inestimable RCM is in your blog or in the review section of any of the plethora of book sites on the internet...  Well, you don’t have to!  Because it’s something for nothing!