Welcome to Rabid Biscuit Productions

 
 

    I am Noah John Horan. I am a writer. I am a drummer. I am an artist (albeit a mediocre one at best). I am a rabid prog rock fan. I am a Republican (I bet like 80% of you are clicking Back now). And I am a thinker.


    So if you’re interested in the ramblings of an opinionated conservative, c’mon in. If you’re interested in speculative and fantasy fiction, welcome. If you’re a music fan, make yourself comfortable. If you just like pie, join me!


    One of my great joys is creating crazy, awesome things, and this site stands as a monument to my insanity. So take a look around. Check things out. Read my stuff. Email me if you want to. And most of all, enjoy.


    Oh! Random thought! I bet I’m one of the only Republican Mac owners on Earth.

 

I am...a crazy person. GRAAAAAGH!

When God gives you lemons, you find a new God, right? Well I am just the God you were looking for. So buck up mister, Noah is here.

This site (C) Noah Horan 2009. All images used herein (C) their respective creators, which may or may not be me.