You wanted video, you got video. Our little diva gave a repeat performance tonight—though for those of you looking forward to a little squinty Taylor Hicks action, I guess the presence of the camera kept her eyes open this time. At any rate, enjoy!
Oh, and further proof of the whole smug-parent-karma-biting-me-in-the-ass thing? This morning, I hear The Pumpkin going, “Ai-ee, ai-ee,” which is her word for “I am/something is stuck.” I go to see what’s up, and I find her valiantly trying to pick up the two-dimensional photograph of a wagon out of a catalog page. Uh, sweetie, that’s not actually a wagon, it’s a picture of a wagon. Undeterred, she moves to the photo of a doll stroller, her frustrated fingers trying to play with a two-dimensional representation of a toy stroller. “Push,” she says. “Ai-ee.” Yeah, baby, it’s stuck.