I was stranded, ass in the sand
Didn’t have paper, didn’t have pen
Didn’t have a bottle, to put a message in
Just had me lots of time, sit and sing this song again
About the prettiest girl, I never knew
When her hazel gaze, meets my sad pair of blue
She’ll say, “Here’s one thing baby, my friends will say is true
I never gave up my search for you
I was abandoned in a misty land
Didn’t have a compass, didn’t have a plan
Didn’t have a friend to lend a helping hand
Just had me lots of time to sit and sing this song again
Was monkey in the ocean, a fish in a tree
Then I got a funny feeling she was looking at me
Her long sexy legs bent down to one knee
It was hot on the spot, funky chicky frickacee.