I can’t compete with mamma’s boy
He might be a man but he still enjoys
Chewing her nipples like a rubber toy
It’s so touching he’s so coy
I can’t compete with mamma’s boy
Man oh man, man alive
He left the nest but he can’t fly
Boy oh boy, I do not lie
Stuck between a queen and her little bee hive
Hens in the kitchen, chick’s in the yard
Don’t get in the middle you won’t get far
He still needs the keys to drive her car
I’ll have to walk to the local bar
Leave the Hen in the kitchen, chick in the yard
Got such big feet for a mamma’s boy
Can’t tie his shoes now she’s annoyed
Not smart enough to stay employed
Don’t wanna get spanked so I try to avoid
Stepping on the toes of a mamma’s boy