Prostitution, despite popular belief,
is not the oldest profession in the world.
Think about it.
Before that first prehistoric “cave escort” made his or her sale, some sort of solicitation had to have occurred.
A wink. A jiggle. A free souvenir tusk.
Which means the oldest profession
is really Advertising Genius,
not Neander-Whore,
as was so widely assumed by
the scientific community.
Move over, Argentina Taxi Boy,
your reign is over!
Excerpt from
“My Life As A Copy Gigolo”
