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Some of my quotes I can't place in a season, so I've divided the unknowns
into the characters that say them. If you know which ep they go in, lemme know!

Season 1	Season 2	Season 3
Season 4	Season 5	Season 6
Xena and Gabrielle	Misc...	Music

Thank you to all of the websites out there that these sound files are from!
I made this page from all the files I had on my hard drive, so I don't know the originating websites.
If there is anything here that shouldn't be, just email me and I'll remove it!

All files are mp3s unless otherwise noted, but are in ZIP files.
159 sound bytes to choose from!

Go to the Season 1 episode guide!
Ep	Season 1	Size
Mortal Beloved	X-"Gabrielle, this is Marcus." G-"Oh, I've heard so much about you. I'm sorry we didn't get to meet you before you were...killed?"	144k
Mortal Beloved	Charon - "Ah, now looking to the left you will see the caves of despair. And, uh, just coming up to your right are the hanging gardens of disgusting diseases."	92k
Is There a Doctor in the House?	X- "Don't leave me, don't you leave me! Don't leave me! Don't leave me! Wake up! Wake up! breaks into sobs Wake up! Gabby begins breathing again and enter happier music	220k
Is There a Doctor in the House?	Some guy- "If she'd hit him an inch lower she could'a killed the monster." X- "She knew that, that's why it's still alive." Some other guy- "Are you telling me that she'd rather die than take the life of a man she doesn't even know?" X- "Gabrielle lives by her own code. That code doesn't include killing."	316k
Death Mask	G- "Argo is...fed?"	44k
Death Mask	G-"Well, if you shot 10 arrows at me how many do you think I'd miss?" X-"Only one." G-"Um, that could be a problem, huh?"	72k
Death Mask	X-"Guard the village." G-"Oh no, no, no, no! That's your way of saying it's too dangerous to be around me right now Gabrielle! Well, have you ever considered that there isn't a safe time to be around you? Now, that village doesn't need my help, but you might! Now, I'm going with you! Now, if that's all I'll just be practicing with my staff...end of discussion."	180k
Death Mask	G-"Oh I know, it's easier to get 2 in than 3. I'll just go guard some villagers ot...'er... something...even if they're not in danger."	416k
A Royal Couple of Theives	Autolycus- "Of course, the trick with killing someone with an apricot is really...in the wrist. The drawback is it kills instantly, so there's no time to gather information. So, for situations like that, well, I use a muffin."	136k
A Royal Couple of Theives	Autolycus - "Now, my problem is a vexing one. Kill you and ruin a beautiful starry night, or just injure you to prove a point?"	84k
Chariots of War	G-"So Zeus, in his appreciation, turned the two lovers into Oak trees, and then do you know what happened?" X-"Somebody built a boat out of 'em?"	172k
Chariots of War	X- "JUMP!" G- "Are you crazy?" X- "JUMP" G- "If I die, I'll never talk to you again!" X- "Jump Gabrielle, come on!"	88k
Chariots of War	G - "I have been grabbed more times than the golden fleece."	36k
Warrior... Princess	X-"Come on, we've all got that evil spot somewhere."	52k
Warrior... Princess	Leah (dressed as Xena)- "It's my round-killing-thing." G- "Chakram." Leah- "Bless you."	44k
Ties That Bind	X - "Take the village!!!"	44k
Callisto	Joxer - "Joxer the Mighty, at your service."	40k
Callisto	G - "You do what you have to do..but we'll walk down that road together."	68k
Callisto	G - "You're not much for girl talk, are you? Of course, you're not like most girls!?!"	60k
The Prodigal	X- "Hey, you allright?" G- "Yeah. Yeah, I'm good, I'm good...uh, considering I was almost road kill. I'm...I'm perfect!"	156k

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Go to the Season 2 episode guide!
Ep	Season 2	Size
Return of Callisto	Callisto - "Welcome."	32k
Return of Callisto	Callisto - "Such a pretty day for a bloodbath."	24k
Return of Callisto	Callisto - "Heeeere piggy, piggy, piggy."	28k
Blind Faith	Some guy-"Hey, that's not how a princess fights!" G- "Amazon Princess!" ugh	84k
The Quest	X- "Gabrielle....Gabrielle, it's me. I'm not dead." G- sobbing "Xena!" X- "At least, not completely." G- "Why? Why did you leave? There's so many things I want to say to you!" X- "Gabrielle, you don't have to say a word. We don't have much time. I need to get to the ambrosia, otherwise I will be gone." G- "I can't loose you again." X- "Gabrielle, I'll always be here."	802k
The Quest	G- "I would have told her, how empty my life was before she came. And all the lessons I learned. And that I love her."	240k
The Quest	G- "You know, there are two kinds of tears. Tears for those who leave you, and tears for those you never let go. And I won't say goodbye to you, Xena...because we'll be together again...one-day."	196k
The Quest	G- "You know, for a few moments I knew what it was like to be you." X- "And?" G- "It was warm, friendly, loving..." X- "Gabrielle, it was a fight!" G- "I felt protected."	128k
The Quest	Autolycus - "Another day, another defilement."	48k
The Quest	Autolycus - "I'm going mad, you know? Loopy! Strange in the head."	40k
A Necessary Evil	Callisto - "Here comes trouble...."	16k
Warrior... Princess... Tramp	Diana - "Hey, that's no way to treat a Warrior Princess!"	24k
Warrior... Princess... Tramp	X - "Are you suicidal?"	28k
A Day in the Life	X- "Are you sitting on the soap?" G- "I was wondering what that was!?!"	48k

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Go to the Season 4 episode guide!
Ep	Season 4	Size
In Sickness and in Hell	G- "Xena, come on, I just need relief!" X-"Gabrielle!" G-"But my fingernails are worn to the nubs, I need to scratch!" X-"You shouldn't be scratching anyway, it'll only make things worse." G- "I'm not gonna give it to you." X- "Don't make me hurt you, Scab-rielle!" G-"Allright, X-mus, whaddya gonna do? Huh? You gonna use your pressure points? Go on, go ahead...go for it! Can't touch me! Come on, come on! Not very tough now, Warrior Princess!"	324k
In Sickness and In Hell	X - "I don't ask for much, I just want my pony back!"	48k
A Family Affair	G- "Why aren't you dead? Hope- "Well, it certianly isn't for your lack of trying, is it?"	64k
A Family Affair	Hope- "Bye bye mommy."	28k
Ides of March	G- "You don't really think those crosses are for a boatload of pirates, do you?" Brutus- "Caesar's never lied to me." G- "There's a first time for everything."	164k
Ides of March	X- "I made you leave the Way of Love...it was my fault." G- I had a choice, to do nothing or save my friend, I chose the Way of Friendship." X- "I'm sorry for all the times I didn't treat you right." G- "Xena, you brought out the best in me. Before I met you, no one saw me for who I was. I felt...invisible. But you saw all the things that I could be. You saved me, Xena." X- "I wish, that I would have read your scrolls, just once." G- "You would have liked them." X- "I know."	1.1M
Ides of March	X- "Gabrielle, you're the best thing in my life." G- "I love you Xena!"	96k

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Ep	Season 5	Size
Animal Attraction	X- "I'm not gonna tell ya that you shouldn't have tried that flip." G- "You'll work it in."	88k
Them Bones, Them Bones	G- "Xena, I love your baby like it was my own. I will do anything I have to to fight for its life. And I deserve that chance as much as you do. Let me."	148k
Them Bones, Them Bones	G- "For many years I walked in Xena's shadow, I wanted to be her. She taught me something...It's warmer standing in the sun."	196k
Them Bones, Them Bones	Alti- music "I've always wanted to be inside you, Xena."	228k
Them Bones, Them Bones	Alti- "Xena's little bitch, welcome to the doghouse."	84k
Chakram	J- "Xena, hi...I'm really sorry, I'll come back later." X- "No, no it's allright. Has Eli found something?" J- "No, no...um, Xena. You know how I-I feel about Gabrielle?" X- "Sure, you love her." J- "Right, um...and...um, I was kinda hoping that, since you guys are such good friends and all, that you could maybe give me some tips." X- "Tips?" J- "Yeah, you know, recommendations on how I can tell her. I was thinking maybe I could try the down on my knee approach. Uh, maybe flowers, and...uh, gifts. Or, I could just club her over the head...do you see my problem?" X- "Yeah, you're expectations." J- "Huh?" X- "See right now, it's all about getting a response from her. If you love her, why don't you just tell her? Don't attach any strings to it, make it unconditional." J- "Yeah, but what if I tell her that and she says, 'Joxer, what are you thinking?'" X- "Joxer, no strings, allright?" J- "No strings. Got it." X- "Of course, you could just kiss the girl."	808k
Chakram	J- "Gabrielle, uh...can I talk to you for a minute?" G- "Right now?" J- "Yes. I can't have you dying again, and not have you know." G- "Know what?" J- "Oh, brother I had this all worked out in my head, and now...." G- "Please, will you hurry, please." J- "I love you, I'm in love with you."	280k
Chakram	X- "Of course, you could just kiss the girl."	88k
????	Xena humming her theme song to baby Eve.	272k

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Ep	Season 6	Size
Heart of Darkness	The music accompanying Xena and Gabrielle's famous dance!	1.5M

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Character	Xena and Gabrielle	Size
Gabrielle	"I've got a bad feeling about this."	20k
Gabrielle	"Now, how did I do that?"	24k
Gabrielle	"Hey, I let you save me!"	24k
Gabrielle	"No problem."	16k
Gabrielle	"I was only trying to help."	16k
Gabrielle	"Thank the gods!"	16k
Gabrielle	"Whaddya want me to do?"	24k
Gabrielle	"We need to work on communication, here."	28k
Xena	Battle Cry 1	20k
Xena	Battle Cry 2	36k
Xena	Battle Cry 3	24k
Xena	"Don't even think about it."	24k
Xena	"You don't wanna make me mad, now...do you?"	28k
Xena	"Don't worry, I'll fix it."	36k
Xena	"Now for the fun part!"	36k
Xena	"Hey sleepyhead, wakeup!"	16k
Xena	"Hi-ya!"	16k
Xena	"I'll handle it my own way."	36k
Xena	"I'm flattered."	16k
Xena	"Very nice."	16k
Xena	"Whatever turns you on."	32k
X & G	G- "I'm gonna get all soft on you." little laugh X- "Wouldn't want that, would we?"	48k

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Character	Misc	Size
Joxer	"A love so deep, few have ever known it."	36k
Joxer	"It's Joxer, not Jerkster, it's Joxer!"	88k
Callisto	Her lovely, trademark, scream	80k
Callisto	"Why can't you just die like a good boy?"	44k
Credits	"Battle on, Xena"	24k

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Ep/Actor	Music	Size
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun	Background dancing music in for the Bacchic Festival (Part 1)	2M
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun	Background dancing music in for the Bacchic Festival (Part 2)	1.9M
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun	Bacchae Theme Song	308k
Bitter Suite	Callisto's opening song	2.8M
Animated Xena and Hercules Movie	What do I do now?	1.6M
Heart of Darkness	The music accompanying Xena and Gabrielle's famous dance!	3.4M
-	Television Theme Song	568k
-	Joxer the Mighty Theme Song (midi)	8k
-	Xena Intro Song (midi)	20k
Renee O'Connor	"There's a six foot woman and her name is Xena. You can beat you never met anybody any meaner. She wears alot of leather, armor made of brass. If she flips in your direction you can bet she'll kick your ass! That's...breaks into laughter My best friend I call her, a gift I'll always know. With her I fight the badies and hope that peace remains aglow!!!"	396k
Lucy Lawless	While guest starring on Rosie O'Donell she was asked to sing a song. Rosie- "Do what you want, you're Xena!" So Lucy decided to pick a cowboy song.	996k
Lucy Lawless	Sisters are Doing it For Themselves - Off the Lyre, Lyre Soundtrack	3.1M

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