Unpublished Wittering
Edgar Reed-Wittering is a professor at Dalkey University, Pims. The author of several books, all of which have sold over a dozen copies in several country fairs, he is probably the foremost authority on the life of the late and sometimes very late N Odham MacGuinness, and is keen to tell everyone this given the opportunity. He lives in Boxers and is divorced, with several large bills.
Unpublished Wittering
To Whomever It May Concern....
the following pages are extracts from my unpublished work , Fork & Heel. The subject matter ostensibly centers around the gardens at ‘Buckthorney’ , without doubt the most bizarre garden created during the late Victorian era. It also sheds some light on the strange life of it’s creator N. Odham MacGuinness, and the many eccentric characters whom he befriended and borrowed money from, throughout his life.
Due to an acrimonious divorce, I have taken the rather odd decision to make Fork & Heel freely available online, rather than having it published the traditional way, so as to deny my grasping, avaricious, cheating wife from receiving a single penny from it’s proceeds. So, I cock my Snook at you, Gwendoline, may you rot in your new lovers bed.
-ERW 2006
A Table of Contents
( Past Editions set out in chronological order )
This site is best viewed with a long tall glass of something poured over several cubes of ice.
Readers who have read these Editions thus far:
Dear Reader:
Now read on, Gentle Reader....
“In which The Author returns feeling much Refreshed and
makes an Announcement to His Readers”
After much satisfactory tramping around in the ‘Garden of the Soul’ deadheading faded blooms I have decided it is high time I returned to my Desk, ran a feather duster over my keyboard and resumed making ‘Fork & Heel’ available to all.
- ERW
About The Author
A Word on Updates:
New Editions of Fork & Hell are published erratically; it may be weekly, fortnightly or monthly - all publishing is dependent on time free from my Good Work at the Bleckworth Kitten Sanctuary
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