Larry Dobrow (Whammy Bar) When he’s not a-rockin’ or a-rollin’, he’s usually a-nappin’ often with his Tak acoustic or Telecaster nestled on his lap. A veteran of the Northern Jer-Z scene that produced thousands of unsigned hair bands, Dobrow mostly digs melodic players with serious chops (see under: Townshend, Pete). He will fight you if you suggest to him that Lindsey Buckingham is a wimp-rock hack and nod sadly if you tell him that Eddie Van Halen misplaced his six-string mojo back in 1985. When not tapping out the “Whammy Bar” column for Guitar Jam Daily, Dobrow writes for a range of sports, entertainment and marketing publications, including CBS SportsLine, Maxim, Stuff, Advertising Age and MediaPost. He runs marathons, is very short, and likes the color grey. Never call him.