A cantankerous med school graduate reflects upon his life thus far: the parties, the women, the booger sugar...no wonder he looks like shit. As tears fill his eyes and piss fills his pants, our nostalgic friend wanders the misty forests of memory, encountering people, places, and ewoks both foreign and familar...people, places, and ewoks he will never forget.
Graduation
Man vs Hat: the eternal struggle
Quick, Ragland, and Tanuja
Sax machine and sex machine
Matthew and Me
Archimedes meets Frankenstein
Swetangi and Yeti
Shoreh and Unsure...eh
Newly crowned Miss UAMS and her two well hung escorts
The Triumphant Trio
From ASMS to UAMS, only they know the full extent of their degeneration
The fab five: “Quatch”, Archimedes, Insaini, Sweet and Tangy, and Shorm
Nadz hiding his excitement with his cap
Greg and Goofy
My parental units
Mark and Me
Holly and Hairy
Shocking
Lollar and I
Quick and Slow
“I want to see you in the gym...”
“Pasley that is”
Von Gremp and Von Gimp
Lowry, Lollar, McCarthy, Mays: A gross group gone wrong
Rad grads
Michael, Melissa, and their 3rd wheel
Michael squared
My parents and I inside a damn wind tunnel
The after party
The future of medicine...god help us all