You’ve come to the right place for help to begin your iPhone healing process.
Stare at the pictures above until the feelings of hopelessness, anger, dread and betrayal begin to subside. Take as much time as you require.
Once you feel a new sense of peace and forgiveness, turn your gaze to the picture below and begin the process of acceptance. Cherish the new found love and freedom you have with your iPhone (even though you paid too much for it).
You are now healed.