Look, Ma! I wrote the dictionary...

Okay, not really. I’m lying. And wishing. There’s money to be made in word appreciation. I mean dictionaries have to be right up there in sales with The Wit and Wisdom of George W. Bush, Bill O’Reilly’s Guide to Achieving Happiness Through Good Manners and Better Taste, and the immortal The AFLAC Duck Explains the Meaning of Life. But enough of my literary aspirations. What you can expect to find at this site is a wondrous array of silliness, commentary, pictures of travels hither and yon (mostly hither), and news from the world of one high school English teacher living in exurban Minnesota. Enjoy.