Halo Action FIgure Theater (HAFT) EXTRAS Everything you ever wanted to know about HAFT, but were (rightly) afraid to ask. CHARACTER LIST HEROES Spartan Team Monkey Pirate-Five (MP-5) United Nations Space Corps (Navy) Based in Cressida Colony Five, Galatea Team Leader: John-617 (Green) Years ago teamed with Steve in a botched mission against Higgins at Colony Omega-7. Had relationship with Six. Catch phrase: “It’s a trap.” Lois-312 (female - Pink). Communications expert. Likes pink. Loves Steve. Not particularly JOHN observant. -617 BRAD-206 Betty-213 (female - Purple) Lois's best friend. Loves Cent Cenq but can’t speak French. BETTY-213 Claude-212 (Purple) Betty’s fraternal twin. Weapons specialist. Always carries a rocket launcher. Always. Likes to blow stuff up. Also likes cats. Ken-906 (White) Medic. Detachable bionic arm which allows him to administer advanced medical aid on the field and discreetly play Solitaire when no one is looking. Brad-206 (Teal) Munitions. Photographs better than Ken. Rumored to be the fourth Summers brother. Secretly yearns to open a hotdog stand in the Louisiana-Sony-RJReynolds Republic. Tony-1337 (Blue/White) MIA. Weapons and slipspace expert. Harbors a crush on Six. Is extremely cool. Roman Team Ninja Canuck-Alpha (NC-A) United Nations Space Corps (Air Force) Based in Cold Lake, Alberta Canadian-Microsoft Hegemony, Old Earth Uses Roman Numerals Team Leader: Penthesilea "Six"-VI (female - Red Mark V armor) Tough as nails. Has romantic history with John-617 involving a “kid” (child? small goat?). Jason’s younger sister. Catch phrase: “Shut up, Dix.” Tristan "Dix"-DIX (Red/White) Seems to annoy Six. Nicolas "Cent Cinq"-CV (Red/Grey) Speaks French. Likes Snow. Loves Betty. Jason-VII (Green - Mark V armor) Team NC-A’s previous leader. Six’s older brother. Killed by Dr. Higgins ...or was he? Rhonda-XX (female - ?) KIA Wallace “Wally” CMLXXV (?) - KIA OTHER HEROES Steve O'Hara AKA "Weapon-L" (Blue Elite when Steve, White Elite when Weapon L) Alien orphan raised by Canadian Mounties. Spent time with Roman forces in an experimental program where he was codenamed "Weapon L". He will not speak of it, but has retained a crippling fear of maple syrup. Dreams of being a concert flautist crushed by his alien jaw anatomy. Is driven by his love for Lois. Catch phrase: “Don’t call me dude.” Steve's mom (Colonel O’Hara) (female, Red Mountie uniform or pink armor): Royal Canadian Mountie, Olympic Gold Medalist, and black ops specialist. Steve's mom was presumed dead after a carefully staged death in which the Weinermobile she was driving was vaporized by the freeze-dried remains of Tycho Brahe's fossilized pet moose as it plummeted to earth in a defunct orbiting satellite. Is unusually tall. Thinks Admiral Norris is a hottie. First name is a mystery, but possibly starts with “B”. Grand Admiral Charles “Chuck” Norris (no armor necessary): Commander of Sector Prime UNSC Forces. Digs Colonel O’Hara. Eats punks like you for breakfast. VILLAINS G.O.M.E.R. (Gang of Megalomaniacal Evil Rogues) Dr. Edwin “E.H.” Higgins (Wrinkly, sits in hoverchair, wears cheesy crown): Sinister Super-Villain, head of G.O.M.E.R., bent on controlling sector Prime. Previous attempt to control Colony Omega-7 was thwarted by Team MP-5 and Agent Steve O’Hara but with terrible civilian losses. Ugly twin of Admiral Norris. Shared psychic bond with Norris allows him to move outside the Admiral’s “Norris-sense”. Has personal grudge against David Hasselhoff. Loves Kenny G and Celine Dion. The Twins: Small Creepy Minions. Possibly cyborgs. Speak in only “leet” 1337-speak and always want free gold. Share one pair of shoes. Are not old enough to get a puppy. Jill (female, pink): Inevitably evil clone of Lois-312. Catch phrase: “Kill, Daddy-O! Kill!” THE MEN IN BLACK (MIB) Black ops specialists first appearing in Series Two. Bent on discovering the secret to raising the dead and exerting control over the soldiers of the Spartan program. Prefer the cold. Always wear black. Have a mean streak. Michael “Blackie” Black (Black): Leader of the MIB, Black served as a respected head of the Office of Naval Intelligence for many years until the day his wife was killed by pirates and their twin children abducted into slavery. Overcome by a thirst for revenge, he took over the MIB, vowing to go to any means necessary to rid the galaxy of the criminals and other enemies of humanity. Has a creepy hairdo fetish. Also enjoys tennis and long walks by the beach. CLICK HERE FOR SERIES ONE “The Road to Ontario” (Issues #1-37) PLOT SYNOPSIS CLICK HERE FOR SERIES TWO “I’m Not Dead Yet” (Issues #38-73) PLOT SYNOPSIS CLICK HERE for the HAFT “Believe” Video Parody