You can do better than that

“We have music!” Denis declared,  fumbling his new iTouch.  "I  put together a special playlist for the occasion. A ‘Commencement Mix’...”

"DJ C's Slammin' Graduation," Rich quickly saved.

“Or that.” Denis pushed play. From the iCube came 53Hz to 16kHz of seventies mellowness:

            Life, so they say, is but a game

            and we let it slip away

“Slammin',” Cammy said.

“My mom helped me put this together,” Denis explained, desperately flicking the touchscreen.  “There's real music on here.”

You were asked to nominate your favorite graduation classic. Old song, new song, your own band’s totally-awesome-graduation-song-that-infinitely-kicks-alice-cooper’s-ass  --  and tell us why .  It was fun, but now it’s over.  The winners are announced below.