Writings

Is There a Problem Here? December 15, 2008

Bad Dog, May 12, 2008

Why We Strike, November 19, 2007

Portrait in Evil: My Story, September 17, 2007

My Mega-Millions, August 27, 2007

We Request the Honor of Your Presence at GwynneandDaveShareTheirJoy.com, May 21, 2007

Please Read Before Suing, February 2, 2007

I’m Afraid I Have Some Bad News, June 19, 2006

How Fred Flintstone Got Home, Got Wild, and Got a Stone Age Life, May 15, 2006

Let’s Talk About My New Movie, January 23, 2006

May We Tell You Our Specials This Evening? October 3, 2005

Disengagements, March 28, 2005

I Killed Them in New Haven, December 15, 2003

Me v. Big Mike, June 14, 1999

Stop Me If You’ve Heard This One, March 29, 1999

Adventures in Experimentation March 28, 1994

You Won’t Have Nixon to Kick Around Anymore, Dirtbag, December 20, 1993

tV. (Warning: Thomas Pynchon parody), April 2, 1990

Life Without Leann, January 15, 1990


Things You Need to Know About Me, October 2006

Me’s a Crowd, September 2000

The Babyproofer, January 2000

Freezer Madness, October 1999

My Heart, My Rules, February 1998



God: The Movie, July 1997 (3.9 MB)




Fantastic Foursome (Clinton Comix), October 1992 (10.6 MB)

Spy Vote-O-Matic, November 1992




Richie Riche comic book, December 1991. “Luxury Novelties” written with Ian Maxtone-Graham, Chris Marcil and R.J. Klimpert. (11.9 MB)



Easy Come, Easy Go, April 26, 1974