LIFE WITH SOPHIA...
SOPHIA: “Daddy! I want the kitty towel!”
DADDY: “Sorry bug. The kitty towel is in the laundry. We get to use your special towel. It has your name stitched in the hood.”
SOPHIA: “Dry my hair!”
(Daddy vigorously dries hair)
SOPHIA: “Owwwww!”
DADDY: “What is it?”
SOPHIA: “Ow, Daddy. Special towel’s trying to hurt me!”
our kids
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Aiden Shae
LIFE WITH AIDEN...
MOMMY: “Aiden. What does the tiger say?”
AIDEN: “Raaaaar!”
MOMMY: “How ‘bout the monkey?”
AIDEN: “oo oo oo oo oo”
precocious, willful, charming, smart
curious, joyful, energetic, loving
TV CORRESPONDENT: “Ingrid, tell our viewers at home what the best thing about being married to Kris is.”
INGRID: “How much time have we got?”
AUDIENCE: “Awwwwww.”
TV CORRESPONDENT: “About 11 seconds.”
INGRID: He’s real tall...that’s kinda nice. Ohh, and before the kids came along he could make that cool divot in the back of his arm by flexing. Do you know that divot?
TV CORRESPONDENT: I know that divot.
INGRID: Yeah...
segments from an interview that could have happened if there was any particular reason to interview the two of us...
TV CORRESPONDENT: “Kris, why don’t you tell our audience what the best thing about being married to Ingrid is.”
KRIS: “Is that a real audience or just sound bytes?”
AUDIENCE: (laughter clip 9)
TV CORRESPONDENT: “Just answer the question.”
KRIS: “Ummm, What did she say?”
TV CORRESPONDENT: (repeats back)
KRIS: “Ohh yeah. I can’t really do that anymore. Um, she makes killer meatballs....still.”
