It’s official; the Hair Princess wants you to post your regrets anonymously. Go to the blog. She’d like to wash those regrets right out of your hair. No need to leave an e-mail address, no need to identify yourself. But if you don’t post, she can’t take on your suffering.
Give her your regrets; she wants to ruminate over those things big and small you wish you’d done or hadn’t done. It’s her job. Keep the Princess employed.