Scott Schwartz (Flick), Ian Petrella (Randy), Zack Ward (Scut Farkus), & Drew Hocevear (Male Elf)
What’s that over there behind the desk?
My mother had not had a hot meal for herself in 15 years.
Daddy’s gonna kill Ralphie!
Meanwhile, I struggled for exactly the right BB gun hint. It had to be firm, but subtle.
Poetry. Sheer poetry, Ralph! An A+!
C+? Oh no!
The only room in the house where a boy of nine can sit in privacy and decode.
Lifebuoy, on the other hand...YEECHH!
Be sure to drink your Ovaltine. Ovaltine? A crummy commercial? Son on a...
Here are the pictures from our big trip to “A Christmas Story” House on August 5. There was a special event so we got to meet some of the actors. Don’t worry we didn’t shoot our eyes out!