I Heart Phyllis
... Nikki was heard to quip following Sharon’s surprise defence of Phyllis on the stand the other day. It was a mere throw-away line, but we latched onto it here at The Wine and the Are. We think CBS should manufacture a selection of clothing with the logo “I Heart Phyllis” emblazoned boldly across the front. And since Sharon’s rejoinder was just as funny, they could be sold as a set! CBS should hire us. Really. Imagine the combo of a lovely “I Heart Phyllis” T-Shirt accompanied by a hoodie proclaiming “Just Say No To Nikki.” The mind boggles at the marketing opportunities. I double-dog dare CBS to hop on the bandwagon. Of course, we want full credit for the idea, though you did, legally speaking, come up with the idea in some writers room. We don’t care about that, and we think we’re really really funny.
That show was awash with hilarity from beginning to end. Why, from Phyllis and Lauren burning their bras (or at least not wearing them), to protest Phyllis having to take responsibility for her actions, to Nick firing a drool-encrusted stuffed toy at Daniel’s head, to Victoria identifying Jack with a hilarious, “his first name starts with J and ends with an ACK”, we were in stitches and barely had time to sip! We managed, of course.
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I’m struggling through Ken Follet’s The Pillars of the Earth and it’s just one disaster after another. It’s breaking my heart, but I must press on. Only 200 more pages to go, and then I’ll know more than I Ever Freaking Wanted To Know about the construction of medieval churches. Yeah. So not my thing.
The default Latin here seems entirely appropriate, so I’m just going to leave it as is.
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Tuesday, August 28, 2007
Sharon, where’s your “I Heart Phyllis” T-Shirt?...
