Please do not

# PLEASE DO NOT  PLACE YOUR FEET ON THE BAR WORK OR SEATS

or allow your children to either  as these cost many thousands which you may not only have to replace but pay the down time for the limo while it is repaired. 

# PLEASE DO NOT Bring Red ,pink, or coloured drinks such as rose or pink champagne as the chemicals stain the leather or your own clothes ,this is a vehicle in motion.  For that reason only fill your glass half full and tilt the glass when pouring.  Glass’s placed on top of the bars  will slide off and break.

# PLEASE DO NOT Place handbags, cameras, phones, makeup or any thing else on top of the limousine when you get out. This WILL scratch the paint and cost you a minimum of $500 per panel such as a boot lid.

# PLEASE DO NOT Forget to wear your seat belts as it is a few hundred dollars fine each plus the driver, whom could lose their license and income if four passengers don’t comply.

# PLEASE DO NOT Hang out the windows or sunroof ,apart from not having a seat belt on you will be fined and possibly void any of your insurance should you be injured.

#  PLEASE DO NOT put your fingers on the windows as the grease left is very hard to remove and the driver has enough cleaning to handle. Door handles are for closing doors not windows.

# PLEASE DO NOT Tell the driver you will direct them especially at night, have their destinations prepared before you are picked up so as to avoid incidents as above.

# PLEASE DO NOT Ask them to go down unseal driveways and roads as underbody clearance and stone damage to a twenty thousand dollar paint job may well have to come out of your pocket.

# PLEASE DO NOT Shoot flash photography in the limo without checking with the driver while traveling as this may temporarily blind them at a critical point in maneuvering.

# PLEASE DO NOT Bring a huge amount of drinks as limousines are not hotels only bring two to three standard size drinks maximum per person per hour of use.

# PLEASE DO NOT When passing a limousine driver say “ Is this for me” or such like as the drivers have heard it all before thousands of times. They will think you are a twat and smile.

# PLEASE DO NOT Do a Britney Spears while some drivers might find it a treat, most drivers prefer cash gratuities.