How to get rid of a strip club: Buy it. The small town of Lavonia, Ga., was tired of the Cafe Risque, which its owner originally told the town it would be a restaurant - Skeeter’s Big Biscuits. Well, the biscuits weren’t a-bakin’ and the town was as mad as a wet hen on a hot blacktop in July. If you want naked dancing in the Bible Belt, home is where the ha ... oh, never mind...
Above picture is naked Alaskan Huskies after mushing a mile.