Size Eight is sketch comedy with bling written and performed by Kerri Van Auken and Megan Powell.

This Chicago-based duo combines the cynicism of Thomas Hobbes, the flair of Kimora Lee Simmons, and the wit (and wit’s end) of two women who are mad as hell and just aren’t going to take it any more. Oh, and the sass of Willona, the neighbor lady from Good Times. Except from white girls, who wonder why some people have every little thing handed to them on a silver platter, while the rest are still working at a desk all these years later, just with better computers.

We're back, darling! Size Eight returns to the Chicago stage with all-new Sketch Comedy with Bling in September 12 through October 3 at the Chicago Center for the Performing Arts with The Coolant Room, a sketch farce!