Hasbro Proposes Acquisition of Fed
The flagging US dollar rallied strongly to $11.56 against the Euro today when Hasbro offered $10 per share plus five get-out-of-jail-free-cards (much in demand in Washington these days) in exchange for all Federal Reserve assets [sic]. This is a significant increase from the $2/share offer which last week raised such a storm of controversy in the halls of our country’s hallowed legislative gathering place. Hasbro’s primary reason for buying the Fed is to combine forces and go head-to-head with competing global economies. Although some have quietly questioned the deal, sober observers have commented that in The Fed, Hasbro is gaining a tremendous asset: sovereignty. Still others believe that Hasbro may become the butt of an old joke: What do you get if you merge Hasbro and the Fed? Hasbro.
Saturday, April 12, 2008