You Will Not Make It In Hollywood
 
 
Episode 7: Coming Out... to Los Angeles
Friday, May 4, 2007
John interviews producer Aaron Ryder; Carol Borden expounds on Frank Miller and "300".
 
Episode 6: Doin’ the ‘Dance
Sunday, March 4, 2007
This episode includes John’s “Top 7 of Sundance ‘07” and an audio article by Toronto-based writer and artist, Carol Borden.  Her article, “Godzilla vs. Mecharealism” is a passionate and profound
 
Episode 5: F*ckin' Quit It Already
Friday, January 5, 2007
Are you a child of the digital boom?  Great.  Got your own camera and editing software?  Cool.  Got a plan to knock everybody's socks off with your awesome "Star Wars" fan film?  F*ckin' quit it
 
Episode 4: Why Bother?
Thursday, December 28, 2006
Why do we bother tilting at Hollywood's windmills?  Because as film geeks we are driven by our strange love, our peculiar enthusiasms.    
 
Episode 3: Nobody Knows Anything...
Saturday, December 16, 2006
In Episode 3 of "You Will Not make It In Hollywood", John explains yet another reason in the long list of why you won't: nobody knows anything... least of all you.
 
Welcome to “You Will Not Make It In Hollywood”, home of the only podcast where honest-to-god industry insiders reach out to would-be actors, writers, directors, and producers to tell them exactly why they won’t.
 
YWNMIIH host John Crye is a ten year veteran of the independent film industry.  Since 1998 he has been the creative voice behind Newmarket Films, producers and distributors of such films as MEMENTO, DONNIE DARKO, WHALE RIDER, DOWNFALL, and THE PRESTIGE.  As an actor, writer, and producer in his own right, John has compiled a long list of credits including the feature films STARK RAVING MAD and HAPPY HOLIDAYS, and the award-winning short films HATE* A Comedy, and GET IT ON.