“Reese, don’t pick your nose please..Mommy- there is a big crocodile in this nose- i have to get him out.”
“Mommy, what are those holas eating?”
-Mommy i need to go to work at Chick-cull-A, i take my purse and come back an see you in a little while.
-That mr. cow at Chick cull A is so beautiful.
-I cry then i go to sleep, then i wake up and cry mommy and you come get me and then i can watch little bear alriiiight?
-So mommy if i push really hard and get some poopoos out then i can get a special present riight?
- I think i have a frog in my ear, you see it?
-Can you make my hair look silly then i look in the mirror and i can laugh at it, we can laugh together?
-I don’t go poopoo in my panties, that would be terrible.
“hmm that is interesting”
“Lets go home so i can see Jesus and Barney”