The Bionic blog

It is little publicized but widely known that while on the operating table, in a last ditched play for his life, Doctors implanted a tiny microprocessor just behind Jay’s visual cortex. The module allowed Jay’s body the hypersensitivity to regain “body consciousness” and begin instantly healing the body within. Now that Jay’s body is whole again, the MPU has rerouted its focus to brain function. By all accounts, it’s working! Let this blog be proof positive.