THE QUIZ: 

(read the Q’s, check the videos, and when you have the answers, send ‘em in via link at bottom of page)


A)  In the ANOTHER SIDE OF JOHNNY CARSON clip, what is the name of the

       middle-aged white voter?    (WATCH THE VIDEO)


B)  In HOSE YOUR MOMMY, what is the first thing White Trash Daddy exclaims before

      bursting into awful hyena laughter?    (WATCH THE VIDEO)


C)  In PORK CALLING ORSON, what brand of wine is Orson endorsing?

                                                                                                                    (WATCH THE VIDEO)

D)  In THE GRANDSON ALSO RISES, what (simulated) anatomical extremity does

      Granny find SO VERY fascinating?    (WATCH THE VIDEO)


hit SUBMIT to send in an email with the answers to Q’s 1-4, plus your email address so we can let you know you’ve won!

 


FIRST THINGS FIRST:  “Snazzy” and “Shwag” are perhaps the two clunkiest, most inelegant, unlovely words in the entire English language (if they even are considered  actual English) -- and here they appear side by side!

Only at FACTINTHEHEAD.COM !


SECOND THINGS FIRST:  See how casual, shiny, effortlessly poised Hosty is?  That’s because he has plenty of SHWAG, and now you can win SNAZZY SHWAG for yourself!


There are 4 questions below - to find the answers, just check out the BOOTLEG VIDEOS on this site.


Hit the SUBMIT link to enter your answers to the questions... first 5 correct responses get a “Fact In The Head Prize-Pak!”


Including a pair of free tix to the live show, 2 de-luxe F.I.T.H. T-shirts, plus the super-ultra “Hosty’s Gold” DVD featuring wild bootleg video clips from his personal Video Vault!   Rights be damned, and pass the popcorn!


So STOP READING THIS!   Get playing!