As you may have heard the Bush administration said each and everyone of us

would now get a nice rebate.

If we spend that money at Wal-Mart all the money will go to China.

If we spend that money on gasoline all the money will go to Middle East.

If we spend it on fruit and vegetables, all the money will go to Mexico

Honduras, and Guatemala.

If we purchase a good car it will all go to Japan.

If we buy useless crap it will all go to Taiwan and none of it will help

the US economy.

We need to keep the money here in America, so the only way to do so is to

buy prostitutes and beer, since those are the businesses still in the US.